08/06 20:41
Why? Its perfectly explained in tatamblog (spanish!):
Does it happen to you that when you exit from a dark spot to the lightly exterior, or that when you look directly to a light bulb that is very shiny you sneeze? If the answer is yes, ... you may have ACHOO syndrome (autosomal dominant compelling helio-ophtalmic outburst syndrome)
Very curious syndrome that makes me laught a bit every time it happens to someone near me.
04/06 19:52
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.
I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.
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